There is a God; Part 1

With the Christmas season over, and Winter-een-mas beginning, my credits are running low. The fourth quarter had so many releases, but I have little time for those. I'm still working on getting some older titles, many of which still haven't been lowered from fifty bucks yet. Why can't someone be looking down on me, taking care of me, guiding me, and giving me money? Is there a God? If so, does he visit gamefaqs.com?