Mini-Mullet Begone!

Indeed, my friends, it is true. My extraordinarily soft hair is no longer as long as it was for so long. Ever since that little incident where I let Steve shave a horseshoe in my head, I remained a large distance from barbershops. Alas, I don't need a 'Tucky Waterfall to be as bad ass as Macgyver.

~Mother

~Kath

As far as the front's concerned, they all business.

WHOOOOOOOO!
MULLET!

~Mister. Jones