Back on the Diet, But First...

Yep, it's another one of those posts. I've been able to keep off the weight I lost the first time around, but it's time I fix this once and for all. I've restarted this diet about a dozen times since, but this time I'm going to get it over with.

Also, I have four boxes of assorted Medifast maturing in the corner. It's time. I can just ignore the expiration dates, right?

As I mentioned before, I've started this before, and as tradition, I like to take a few days to indulge myself. It's harder to miss food when you are sick of it. This time was no exception. It started with Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches on Friday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg

For those of you who couldn't follow along, a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich is a Twinkie, cut down the middle, with a hot dog slid right into the creme filling, topped with canned Easy Cheese.

Saturday, we went to the Undercover Eggplant, home of Oneonta's best sandwiches. My personal favorite is a recurring special called the Autumn Special. It's pulled pork, lettuce, onion, tomato, mayo, and squash.

It's the freakin' bomb.

Finally, today, I end my smorgasbord with a trip to Five Guys. I don't ever want to look at food again.

I actually hate the feeling of being full. It makes me feel shitty. It screws with my digestive system. I enjoy food, sure, but rarely to I enjoy it after I've eaten it. Even in moderate amounts, I can find gratification in other places that doesn't turn against me. So for the next couple of months, I'm going to stay on Medifast whether I like it or not, and enjoy the results.

I will definitely miss the Autumn Specials though...