Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (SNES - 1995)

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (SNES - 1995)

Yesterday was my birthday. That means a lot of the games I loved as a
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Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES - 1989)

Often described as the definitive pinnacle of Super Mario 2D platforming, Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario 64 (Nintendo 64 - 1996)

Super Mario 64 (Nintendo 64 - 1996)

Nintendo SIXTY-FOOOOOUUURRRR! I was there, and I was hyped. Games were going to be in
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Super Mario Bros. (NES - 1985)

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Sayonara Wild Hearts (Switch - 2019)

Sayonara Wild Hearts is difficult to explain. It's described as a "pop
Metroid Zero Mission

Metroid: Zero Mission (GBA - 2004)

Metroid: Zero Mission is a retelling of 1987's original Metroid. I hate the
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Ori and the Blind Forest (PC/Switch - 2015)

Ori and the Blind Forest is not an indie game. Sure, you may not have
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Mega Man X (SNES - 1994)

Mega Man X. Mega Man X. Mega Man X. It's fucking great. "
Super Mario World - SNES - 1990

Super Mario World (SNES - 1991)

What happens when you combine an eight-year-old's two favorite things; Super Mario, and
Donkey Kong Country

Donkey Kong Country (SNES - 1994)

Monkey. That was the only name we had for Donkey Kong in my house prior
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Rant: This Week in Idiots

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The Very Perfect and Very Good Deeds that Make Donald Trump a Great Leader

I've been trying to avoid blogging too much about politics and the world